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The Junk Pirates Columbia, MO The Junk Pirates Columbia, MO · Est. 2021
Services · 9 item types · 6 job categories

Every item, every job,
one phone call.

A good crew gets the job done no matter the cargo. Whether you have a single bulky appliance to haul or a whole estate to clear out, we have done it before and we have the equipment to do it again. Most corporate haulers will only take items two people can lift. We have the equipment and experience to take just about anything.

9
Core item categories
6
Job-type specialties
5,000 +
Jobs in Mid Missouri
~1 hr
Avg. quote turnaround
By item type

What we haul.

Nine core item categories that cover ~90% of what we pick up. Click any service for pricing detail and a longer take / cannot-take list.

By job situation

Jobs we handle.

Six job categories that cover the way we get called. Same crew, same flat pricing, different process. Click any category to see what is included.

Restrictions

A short list of things
we cannot take.

By law, we cannot dump certain items at the City of Columbia Bioreactor Landfill. These are household hazardous waste. They require a different disposal path. If you are not sure, call us and we will help sort it.

We cannot legally accept

  • Liquid paint (oil-based, or large water-based volumes)
  • Paint thinners and solvents
  • Antifreeze and motor oil
  • Pesticides and herbicides
  • Most pool chemicals
  • Asbestos or asbestos-containing materials
  • Medical waste, sharps, biohazards

We can take

  • Dried-out paint and nearly empty cans
  • Small containers of water-based paint
  • Small propane tanks (full or empty)
  • Car batteries (lead acid, household)
  • Small electronics and household batteries
  • CRT televisions and old monitors
  • Tires (per item fee may apply)
  • Refrigerators & freezers (refrigerant handled)
Source of truth

For the complete restricted-items list, see the City of Columbia Household Hazardous Waste page.

Pricing

Pricing built on
four things.

We do not price by the truckload. Every quote is based on the volume of what we are removing, the difficulty of the removal, your distance from our service area, and any special conditions on site. Pricing starts at $75, and the estimate we give you on the phone is the price you pay.

01
Volume
How much we are removing. Pricing starts at $75.
02
Difficulty
Stairs, tight access, heavy or oversized items.
03
Distance
Your distance from our service area.
04
Special conditions
On-site factors like bedbug-infested items, biohazard, or flood.

Estimates are approximate. Final quotes are flat, written, and confirmed before any loading. If the job ends up smaller than estimated, the price drops. There are no hourly billings, stair fees, or fuel surcharges.

Tell us what needs to go

Get a flat quote. In minutes.

Call us, text a photo, or fill out the form. We are open Mon–Sat, 6 AM to 9 PM, with Sunday by special request. Same-day pickup is often available if you call before noon.

Most asked

Quick answers before you call.
Same-day pickup?
Most days, yes. Call before noon.
Free quotes?
Always. Phone, photo, or on-site.
Hot tubs & pianos?
Yes. We have the equipment and experience to handle heavy and oversized items.
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