"Absolutely fabulous service. Easy to schedule, showed up on time, clean, professional service. All at a very fair price. Saved me a ton of time and effort cleaning out my rental house. Can't recommend them enough. Before and after photos attached. Thanks Junk Pirates."
Professional junk
removal, scheduled
today, priced upfront.
Full-service residential and commercial junk removal in Columbia, MO. Same-day pickup, flat-rate pricing on every job, eco-responsible disposal. Family-owned, fully insured, and rated 5.0 on Google by 544+ verified customers.
Every item, every job, one phone call.
Nine core services and six job categories. We handle the items national chains refuse: pianos, hot tubs, sheds, ground pools, CRT TVs, car batteries. If it is legal to dispose of, we can take it.
Appliance Removal
Fridges, washers, dryers, ovens, microwaves, freezers, water heaters.
Furniture Removal
Couches, dressers, mattresses, pianos, pool tables, anything bulky.
Mattress Removal
Twin to king. Box springs included. Hygienic bag-and-haul.
Carpet Removal
Single rooms or whole-home tear-out. Pad and tack strips included.
E-Waste Removal
Computers, TVs, monitors (incl. CRT), printers, phones, batteries.
Scrap Metal Removal
Steel, aluminum, copper, brass. Lawn equipment and old appliances.
Construction Debris
Drywall, lumber, tile, fixtures, flooring. Scheduled or one-time hauls.
Yard Debris Removal
Branches, leaves, brush, fallen limbs. Even large storm-fall pieces.
Storm Cleanup
Wind, ice, tornado damage. Same-day priority. Insurance documentation.
Numbers from Mid Missouri.
Five years of work, audited and verified by the crew, our customers, and the Bioreactor Landfill weighmaster.
Real crew. Real trucks. Real Columbia jobs.
Not stock photography. Every photo below is our crew, our trucks, and a job we actually ran in Mid Missouri. Family-owned means the people in these pictures are the same people you meet on your driveway.
Four steps. No surprises. Done in a day.
Most jobs are quoted on the phone in under five minutes. If you want an on-site walk-through, there is no charge for it. The price you hear is the price you pay.
Request a quote
Submit the hero form, text us photos, or call. We confirm what you have and the access into the home.
Get a flat price
We quote by volume in the truck. No hourly billing, no stair fees, no fuel surcharges. The number is final.
We arrive on time
The crew calls 15 to 30 minutes before arrival. We bring a forklift for the heavy ones. We do all the lifting.
Pay only if approved
Walk the space with us. If it is smaller than estimated, the price drops. We sweep before we leave.
What you get with a local crew vs. a national franchise.
National chains charge franchise fees that ultimately come from your invoice. We are independent, family-owned, and accountable to our neighbors, not a corporate office in another state.
Typical savings: 15 to 30% on comparable jobs versus quotes from national franchise haulers in Boone County. Estimates collected from public ZIP-code rate cards, Q3 2025.
Get my flat quoteMid Missouri coverage from Columbia.
Our home base is on Bold Venture Drive. From there we cover Boone County and the surrounding cities, with same-day service standard inside a 50-mile radius.
Coverage at a glance
Our standard service radius. Outside of it, we can usually still help, just call.
544 verified reviews. One rating: 5.0.
Six words show up across hundreds of Google reviews: caring, easy, family, friendly, happy, love. We did not write the script. Our customers did.
"Easy to hire. Quick response. Quick pick up. Will use again."
"awesome service and great fair prices. went over my needs on the phone and set up appointment. they arrived on time and were very kind and professional. they were quick and even charged less than the original quote over the phone. i will be using their services in the future for sure! thanks junk pirates!"
"Cheerful, fast and efficient — the Junk Pirates are worth their very reasonable charge!"
"This company and their employees are absolutely the best! They are honest, kind and hard working. We were very impressed and grateful that items we had marked as donations made their way to local non-profit organizations. We have moved several times over the past 5 years and used similar companies but The Junk Pirates blew away the competition! A special thank you to Bailey for a job well done!"
"The Junk Pirates were great. They were able to get to us in a timely fashion and they were super friendly. They cleaned out all our old pool and didn't leave any scraps behind. I highly recommend using Junk Pirates."
"Fair price. Got the work done quick! So much space for activities. 10/10"
"This company should the Professional Pirates, they were so loyal & professional they way they said it would be of removing my unwanted things, we plan to call them on our next project, a business worth remembering. Thanks to Dale, so courtes. You guys number will always be on speed dial. Thank you again, Ms. Rose!"
Donate, recycle, then dump. In that order.
Illegal dumping poisons Missouri waterways and breeds mosquitoes that carry West Nile. We refuse to be part of that. Every load is tracked, documented, and accounted for, end to end.
- ✓Reusable items are offered to Love Columbia and City of Refuge before they leave the property.
- ✓Metals and electronics are routed to certified recyclers with documented chain of custody.
- ✓Remaining waste goes to the City of Columbia Bioreactor Landfill, legally and on receipt.
- ✓Hazardous items we cannot legally accept are flagged with disposal instructions during the quote.
Schedule your pickup. Today.
Call us, text a photo, or fill out the form at the top of the page. We answer every day, 6 AM to 9 PM. Same-day pickup is usually available if you call before noon.
This week's availability
(573) 352-5865 · open every day, 6 AM to 9 PM